I talk to myself...

Oh dear LJ... how you dare me to pick up these reigns again and empty all my thoughts.
But, I can't right now... I'm getting ready for work.
Bleh.

When you see this, post another Buffy quote in your own Livejournal. Let's see how long we can make it.

I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's- There's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And-and Xander's crying and not talking, and-and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why. -- Anya

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I need to post those pictures. But, instead of that I'm going to do this instead!
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Ok.

I will have those pictures... probably by Saturday... until, feast your eyes on this!


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Ok, so... was playing a card game with B and friends. And then Chad says, as he discards, "I'm ditching like a bitch." Well, B laughed and said she'd never heard that before.
It reminded me of a card game Huntsvillians used to play. I remember we had to have 5 cards in our hand or something. And then, one rule was you could ditch all your cards and pick a new hand. And we would say, "Ditchin' like a bitch." What was that card game???? It was fun and can't for the life of me, remember what it was.

Your Sex Sign is...

You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever. Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic. You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules. Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable. You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks. You love to experiment seuxally. You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.

'What is your Sex Sign?' at QuizUniverse.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

klingon007 !!!!!!!!!!

So, if you find a parking space at SXSW that's too good to be true... it probably is. And then, one of your friend's happen by and call you to say, "hey, your car is being towed." WTF????? So, you run about 10 blocks to see the tow truck guy putting the chain and and yell, "what the hell, man, why am I being towed?!" And a cop (who happens to be there) says there's a no parking sign. You look at the pole that you previously saw and the sign says, "blah blah blah... parking, yay." "What no parking sign?!" you say, obviously confused. And the cop points. About crotch level, you see an 8x11 sign, mostly covered up by a gizillion band posters, that says in semi small text... "no parking after 5pm." How the hell do they expect you to see that????? And, if you're lucky... you can bribe the tow truck guy $50 bucks to not tow your car cuz he whispers that in your ear just before the cop leaves. Of course, that's completely illegal, but this is Austin we're talking about.

If you were able to spend one night with me, what 5 things would you want to do? (They don't have to be sexual.)

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Then repost this in your journal and see what people want to do with you!

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How now brown cow?

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Alright, I'll let you guys off the hook.

1. It's amazing. You look like a normal person, when actually, you are the angel of death. -- When Harry Met Sally.

2. For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women. -- You've Got Mail.

6. Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. -- Saving Private Ryan.

7. Ah, don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something. -- Romancing the Stone.

8. That was quite a performance. You should learn to be more careful. -- Queen of the Damned.

Last call!!!


1. It's amazing. You look like a normal person, when actually, you are the angel of death.

2. For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.

3. I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it. -- Waiting, mystic5523

6. Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.

7. Ah, don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something.

8. That was quite a performance. You should learn to be more careful.

9. You listen to me for just a minute! I don't know what you've done to us, but you better fix it! -- Pleasantville, mystic5523

Would it work better with clues... like another quote from the movies?

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING / using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters.




( strain your brain )

Here's the answers.

4. Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you? -- The Mummy

6. Your boyfriend's a real asshole. -- Resident Evil... the first one. triplemare actually guess it, she just said II instead of the first one.

8. I'm feeling a little exposed here... -- Dogma

10. What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! -- The Fifth Element

Wanna play again?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY



soul_journey !!!!!!!

There's some that haven't been guessed yet...
Remember... you can't cheat and google these or use imdb. Use your brains!

4. Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

6. Your boyfriend's a real asshole.

8. I'm feeling a little exposed here...

10. What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing!

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING / using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters.

( Ah ha, and here they are )